September 2011
1 post
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May 2011
6 posts
proper exclamation in a college paper?
Charlie (boy): Is it proper to put a question mark next to an exclamation point in a formal paper?
Me: No.
Charlie (boy): But what if it is an urgent question?!
Me: No.
Charlie (boy): Well, I guess I will just have to stick with the question mark. Maybe two question marks?!
Charley (girl): Then a smiley and a heart!
Charlie (boy): Well I guess my professor won’t understand my tone.
...
Just did that thing...
where you start cramming but then you turn to your trusty TI-83 and calculate what grade you need on this final to get a __ and then you realize that you [couldn’t possibly do that poorly] / [are completely fucked] so you give up and plan to waste the rest of the time you have for the test and get drunk immediately after.
WHATEVER I’VE BEEN STUDYING FOR WEEEEEKS.
CassLotus is my better half.
One Art by Elizabeth Bishop The art of losing isn't hard to master;
so many things seem filled with the intent
to be lost that their loss is no disaster.
Lose something every day. Accept the fluster
of lost door keys, the hour badly spent.
The art of losing isn't hard to master.
Then practice losing farther, losing faster:
places, and names, and where it was you meant
to travel. None of these...
April 2011
12 posts
when all else fails…..THROW DOWN ON THE...
HOW DO
BOYS
EAT
SO
MUCH?!
neverrlet-g0 asked: thaanks for the follow :)
Today's Clittylitter (sex) post.
Most people would be intimidated when a woman (stranger) walks in with two suitcases full of sex toys on a Wednesday night, but not at Wheaton. I walked into Mary Lyon, one of the most prestigious lecture halls on the campus that is also said to be haunted. Let’s just say we probably scared all of the ghosts away. Can you say clash between prim and proper and….penis?
For weeks the...
Watchcasslotus:
My love, the pleasure’s mine.
Hey world. I’d love for you to meet my best friend.
feeling significantly less poopy after listening...
It's raining today....
New England needs to make up its mind. Sun one day, rain the next. But how is that any different from what we, as college students, feel every day? Recently, I’ve kept my eyes peeled for little glimpses of sunshine, turns out all you have to do is turn the dark clouds into something you enjoy. Here, let’s try together.
CRAPPY: It’s pouring rain, I just straightened my hair!
...
Day party anthem.
You have four years to be irresponsible here. Relax. Work is for people with jobs. You’ll never remember class time, but you’ll remember time you wasted hanging out with your friends. So, stay out late. Go out on a Tuesday with your friends when you have a paper due Wednesday. Spend money you don’t have. Drink ‘til sunrise. The work never ends, but college does…” - Tom Petty
November 2010
12 posts
“He who does not feel me is not real to me, therefore he does not exist. So,...”
3 tags
“I could never love again,
So much as i love you”
